Alex

A fucking unit

Almost as big as alex

by yourmotherslink November 22, 2021

alex

the bestest boy ever omg. funny, hot, respectful, dreamy ugh . his eyes are so beautiful omg and his smile makes mfs melt. ong he's perfect.

ugh that guy's so hot, what an alex

by 𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚑 ☯☽❀ November 22, 2021

alex

the bestest boy ever omg. funny, hot, respectful, dreamy ugh . his eyes are so beautiful omg and his smile makes mfs melt. ong he's perfect.

ugh that guy's so hot, what an alex

by 𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚑 ☯☽❀ November 22, 2021

Alex

The pimp of pimps. Has a massive willy. The epitome of straight. Makes fannys drip. Class at everything

“Here comes Alex”
“Oh shit my fanny is about to turn into a tap”
“Same”

“Did you hear Alex is class at everything”
“Im not surprised”

“Alex fucked me last night and now i can’t walk”

by PimpinDawg November 22, 2021

Alex

Ugly, has a lot of hair, everywhere. Ususally bad at Walking, can only throw balls.

Alex has small balls.

by Weltenzerstörer November 22, 2021

Alex

Alex is a good guy but he always stays at home playing game every day.

Sara: Do you know that Alex doesn't go out?
Ayana: What? Is not true.

by Fanisha November 22, 2021

alex milo

Someone who eats strictly earl grey chocorant cake like it's nobody's business. They most likely have a YouTube channel with at least one hit song on Spotify but will never admit to their success. To be called an Alex Milo is considered a compliment and an insult at the same time, because who in their right mind would want to be an Alex Milo? Alex Milo of course. In conclusion, being an Alex Milo means never being accepted by Chinese mom's due to the amount of tattoos exposed while wearing highly functional street techwear and always having an extra camera lens in your 56th pocket of your arteryx veilance jacket because every moment is a Kodak moment.

Girl: I love my Alex Milo but my mom hates him
Friend: it's because of his tattoos right? Same here

by Some1 who loves alex November 22, 2021