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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
mugGet the balls like mashed potatoesmug.

Potato

This Australian dude just called a potato.

Doesn’t that mean cunt?

That jazzy bastard.
by DiesOnB January 7, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato head

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head
by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021
mugGet the Potato headmug.

Snow Potato

A Snow Potato is another term for someone of Canadian descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the Canadian descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.
by Realmsy May 7, 2017
mugGet the Snow Potatomug.

Baked Potato

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato
by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.
by echaao January 24, 2013
mugGet the potato flossmug.

potato biscuit

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."
by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011
mugGet the potato biscuitmug.

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