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no u

no u
im pretty sure no u...
by haha wasn't stinky didn't poop January 23, 2020
mugGet the no umug.

no fuck u

Lou when he is a big stinky boi and gets the tiger when tell him to no
no fuck u: gets the tiger when tell him to no
by U cant hear me pussi boi April 22, 2018
mugGet the no fuck umug.

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
mugGet the U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIENDmug.

would-u

The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.

As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).

It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011
mugGet the would-umug.

u up for it aye

when asking someone if they are up for it aye, it’s basically asking if they want a shag, you have to have extreme game to be able to say this.
by evapeeve August 18, 2022
mugGet the u up for it ayemug.

no u

Joe: communism is gud

Person: no u
Joe: "dies"
by da real no u April 22, 2019
mugGet the no umug.

National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge
Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
mugGet the National punch a person who is taller than u daymug.

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