Counting Your Dick

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

by Laver May 11, 2007

pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006

scratch your ass

Go fuck yourself; get out of here

You wanna play like that? Go scratch your ass...

by yourdarkerside June 1, 2015

butter your muffin

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

by Urban Tony October 22, 2006

doin your mom

The come back that never loses.

guy:"Hey your so fucking ugly!"

girl:"Doin your mom."

by meeseman14 February 4, 2010

slow your roll

1. calm down
2. stop freaking out

Dude, slow your roll.

by Care Bear April 17, 2003

sleep in your eye

another word for eye boogers

Hey, you have some sleep in your eye

by 32984bewiku February 22, 2018