Vagina spiders

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina

Yo, that bitch has Vagina spiders!!!

by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023

Vagina Roll

1).A roll that looks similar to a vagina.

Hey bro did you see that chicks vagina? it totally looked like a vagina roll!!

by KobeCl10 August 21, 2011

snow vagina

A vagina in a snowman used for fucking.

My bro got some snow vagina, it was cold and wet.

by eisel98 May 10, 2017

Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.

Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."

by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013

vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef

man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night

by cum gutter June 14, 2018

vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017

Vagina meltdown

A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity

Jesus she had a vagina meltdown

by squashhole September 19, 2016