Desert Tits

Tits that are either: very dry, are very callused, are rough or any combination of these. Desert tits are like sandpaper to the touch and can cause severe dehydration to all indulger's. You can compare the feeling of these tits to a rough leather jacket. These are not the tits you wanna be around.

"Dude, i hooked up with this chick last night"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"

by R-Beezy December 9, 2008

Liquid tits

The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.

"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"

"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."

by Smeg Thooney March 25, 2011

tits mcgee

shows anger or frustration at something or someone

BOO: o,Tits mcgee that test was hard

Jill: ya

by euifgaofgalkfghOFGOGFAIHF May 27, 2009

muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

by Cheeko December 22, 2004

shit for tits

not being able to do anything, an insult to a awkward or clumsy person.

something usless

You can't do shit for tits Mike

this computer is a bunch of shit for tits

by mike mccord July 6, 2008

tit meat

meat from tits that you can grill and/ or bake. goes great with mustered, mayonnaise, or pickles...but i mean plain is good also.

fried tit meat and slap some condiments on that shit and your good to go;)
bfhlove

by slut2 November 3, 2010

God Tits

God tits is if something is realy cool.
It cant be used in usal situations.
God Tits is the moste poweful word in the tits collection then comes "Oprah Tits" and last just "Tits"

It can be used like this "damn those 50 inch rims are god tits"
"it would be god tits if there would be a gay gangster movie" God Tits is to be used only in extreme cases

by DrPatri March 11, 2007