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Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.
It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.
by AbuEm July 10, 2023
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Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"
by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020
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ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors
Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.
by solicitor123 July 27, 2024
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Ghost Flex

To lie about a flex.
Why you got to ghost flex, we know you ain't got no car.
by ThisCup September 19, 2022
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ghosting

ghosting is the act of someone ending all communication either in person or on social media. Ghosters are usually insecure pricks who are too immature to actually talk about how they feel.
"hey he blocked me on snapchat and wont answer my calls what do you think is going on?"
"sorry babe but he's just ghosting you dont waste any time or energy on him."
by bumbl3b33 February 13, 2022
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co-ghost

When you mutually ghost each other by not following up on a loose promise to make plans.

Often seen in the context of saying “we should catch up” or promising to get coffee when both parties clearly never want to speak to each other again.
Petrina: Kali and I were supposed to get our nails done but then neither of us mentioned it ever again.
Kate: you totally co-ghosted each other.
by WhiteShadow69 January 3, 2023
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ghosting

The main coping strategy for individuals named "Marcelo" is that they always seem to disappear out of the blue, even when lightly stressed.
Oh, look! Marcelo is ghosting us again; it seems like he had a rough night of sleep.
by Hurdygurdyhesang January 29, 2024
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