beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Bamboo Beating

When you take a piece of bamboo and chase and whip a person with it.

Where's Vic?
She's giving that asian guy a bamboo beating!

by Slow Asian January 11, 2010

i beat citra

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i beat citra by varse woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by b vhgb uyhjbg October 25, 2022

Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.

I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.

by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 2, 2025

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021