A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
Get the Jake Justinomug. Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum
Girl: your cute
Jake:thx
Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement
Jake:thx
Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement
by Flower1773 December 18, 2019
Get the JAKEmug. Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog
by 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 April 14, 2024
Get the Jakemug. A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.
by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021
Get the Jake Marstonmug. by liluncgettingtothefetti February 8, 2022
Get the jakesmug.