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Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
by Long Dad December 14, 2016
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pork sandwich

When you are driving on a motorway with a police car both in front of you and behind you.
Sorry I'm late. I was caught in a pork sandwich the whole way here.
by elynnaie July 27, 2025
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chicken sandwich idiot

When a fast food restaurant, like Popeye's, has customers (you) that outrage or wild out over a SANDWICH. Sometimes the customer may even threaten to kill/murder or kill/murder anyone in the restaurant. This is normally due to a certain chicken sandwich, mainly at Popeye's, not being available (at or during that time).
1. Popeye's Employee: "Sorry, sir, we don't seem to have anymore chicken sandwiches at the moment."
Man: "Your free trial of life has expired."

Guy sitting at table: *whispers to his wife* "He must be a chicken sandwich idiot."

2. person on twitter: "A guy in front of me just complained about and maybe even outraged about them not having a chicken sandwich. They're such a chicken sandwich idiot".
by It_Can_Not December 26, 2019
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Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat
The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch
by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023
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protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
by Gingersnap August 5, 2014
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Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.
Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."
by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023
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South Sandwich

The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.

This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA

the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.

Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.

Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy

Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014
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