Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Wholesome retardation

When someone is retarded but in a wholesome way, making it cute to someone.

To be retarded and cute at the same time

Bro my crush does stupid things sometimes like use a pen in a math test and when the teacher calls her out for using a pen in math class she says sorry very quietly and I find her wholesomely retarded ngl.
Wholesome retardation: To be retarded or lacking in an activity while being cute or wholesome while doing it.

by Electroencephalography March 17, 2021

retard

somebody who when playing rounders gets the ball hit to them and then throws the ball away to get to the end, Alma! you fucking prick

alma is a retard

i know

like what the fuck, fuck you alma

what did i do?

fuck off retard, nobody like you

by fuckyoualma! August 21, 2020

Retard

An absolute spastic with some type of brain disability, aka dream fans and weebs xx

"why do you watch sailor moon"
"Because i am a retard"

by Heartex September 17, 2022

Retard

Your younger sibling

You're such a fucking retard, Kyler

by Offensive White Guy May 30, 2018

RETARD

A person named 'Diana'

Diana the retarded fuck

by DRIFTO May 29, 2020

retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

by bigmo October 25, 2017