by MisterMeez November 28, 2022

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
by arsenalsucks February 5, 2024

by 13 man June 27, 2022

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

by Ducktatoperson November 30, 2017
