Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020

Potato

Jeremiah Snyder

A girl: yo I like u Jeremiah

Jeremiah: I look like a potato tho
His friend: that’s a whole fact

by Holaaaaail February 23, 2019

Potato

A potato is a word that can be use to describes once appearances.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato

by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019

potato

a cat.

“can I show you my potatoes?”

“yeah, can I eat some?”

“what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”

“oh their ur cats”

“Yeah”

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 18, 2022

Potato

Potato is a person who is acting weird in a cute way. People that are called "potato" are usually loved by everybody and are very friendly. People use to add an adjective like "stupid potato" or "pretty potato".
This nickname can be used on female and male.

Jake: "yo, you saw what Dean did yesterday? I couldnt stop laughing!"
Paul: "yea he is really a stupid potato!"

by Devil's second daughter June 4, 2018