by heyo tomato October 1, 2019
Get the dead assmug. (Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..
by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was deadmug. by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018
Get the dead goatmug. Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 1, 2021
Get the Dead bed energymug. a thought terminating cliché/mantra that annoying idiots use as an excuse to be annoying.
the reason people are against "cringe culture" is not because it "bullies" people, but because they identify with the things that are noted "cringe".
the reason people are against "cringe culture" is not because it "bullies" people, but because they identify with the things that are noted "cringe".
Person 1: "Errrrrm XD LAWLZ im so RANDUHHHHMMMM lIEk Fore Chan heheheheheeheheheheeee!"
Person 2: "ew cringe"
Person 1: "Erm, Sweaty, cringe culture is dead! LET PEOPLE HECKING ENJOY THINGS!"
Person 2: "ew cringe"
Person 1: "Erm, Sweaty, cringe culture is dead! LET PEOPLE HECKING ENJOY THINGS!"
by doo123 June 5, 2025
Get the Cringe Culture is Deadmug. Example:
OK lets get back to camp.
Nah its to far i'll just be deading.
how did you get here so fast?
I deaded.
OK lets get back to camp.
Nah its to far i'll just be deading.
how did you get here so fast?
I deaded.
by Rejack search it up! November 19, 2016
Get the Deadingmug. Hym "I guess, if he wants me dead then he must be suicidal or something guys. You should probably take the decision making out of his hands."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2025
Get the Deadmug.