texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

cookie

meaning a whomans paussy and or cocke please do not be fooled by this terible words

whoman i want cocke

man well i want cookie

by cockeilover69 November 29, 2021

trap cookie

When you've been mistaken for a chocolate cookie but actually being a raisins in the cookie.

John gave me a damn trap cookie, hey knows I don't like raisins

by The Bam Bam dictionary September 14, 2017

Polish Cookie Game

Its the Cookie Game/ Soggy Biscut Game but instead of an Cookie there is a Firecracker and you have to cum as fast as possible to turn of the fuse so your dick wont blow up.

1. Hey what did you do today?
I played the Polish Cookie Game and my Friend got his Dick blown off

by BigBongusChongus May 4, 2021

Cookie

A Woman's Pussy

Friend: What Does Her Cookie Taste Like?
Me: I Didn't Try Yet

by The Zykx October 3, 2020

COOKIE DUDE

hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.

oh my its like a cookie dude!!

by Golden Ring January 23, 2021

GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021