may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

Mays

you’re weird. 😭.

mays, those jokes weren’t funny.

by Gaetaest June 26, 2022

May 21st

May 21st is National make fun of chloe day, a day dedicated to insulting chloes.

“Its May 21st”

“Happy National make fun of chloe day!”

by Lokzzzzzzzzzd May 21, 2023

May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

mai

annoying ass bitch

ew did you see mai today ooo 😂

by bruh2345 November 2, 2019

May 5th

National kiss your boyfriend day

Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day

by Lemonadezes May 4, 2022