Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"

Fat Midden's by TheOnlyGayInTheVillage January 26, 2005

fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.

Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket

fat seat ticket by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009

Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom 

A (FSCUD) is a large plumpy grotesque woman who unexplainably came into a position of some power over others and does not make good judgement calls. She tends to make the same mistakes on a daily basis and is oblivious to the fact that she is to blame. Any choice made by such person is usually flawed in some way. Anyone who knows a FSCUD has my sympothy.

I work with Kelly and she is the worst Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom I have ever seen. I just want to kill myself when I see her.

Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom by TnaysFayjan January 16, 2010

fat old bag of sag 

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

fat old bag of sag by DonTouchMeFoo November 29, 2010

fat panda 

Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.

The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...

fat panda by horete bjørn January 9, 2011

Fat Shit Crazy 

-When a loved one, friend or co-worker is excessively eating large portions of food in a short amount of time.

Karen- *eating doughnut after doughnut*

Steve- "whoa karen, you're going fat shit crazy on those doughnuts, you think you could slow down? save me a jelly filled while your at it."

Karen- "Sorry I've been a real chunker lately"

Fat Shit Crazy by WHOISTHISDUDE July 31, 2011

fat mooley

letecia

my sister is a fat mooley

fat mooley by bean123456 September 13, 2011