chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.
someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"
by jrotchater69 October 28, 2020
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The most awesome guy you'll ever see. He likes to talk with everybody, He is always in for a party, he drinks a lot and girls can't keep their hands of him because of his beautiful brown hair, deep brown eyes and his charm
Damn that guy is so awesome, that must be a Chris.
by LEGEN... wait for it ...DARY February 25, 2017
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Chris.

•has seven kids

•caring
best smile
I love Chris
by Normal_human August 10, 2023
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His drip is hard it rains
Dude look Chris drip so hard it started raining 🥶
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A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.

He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
Oh my god he is such a fucking Chris, he is so hot and sexy.
by spicule1 September 19, 2022
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Honestly, if you haven’t seen this guys huge whale cock then honestly you are missing out. He’s a nice guy, and people may either call him YoungMoneyChris or the Albanian king. All in all huge whale cock and huge horse cock ready for his next victim to absolutely obliterate they’re ass holes. Watch out.
Yoooo, that Chris guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night
by Ctbayern November 22, 2021
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Will C: Chris ur so hot
chris: I already know that
by will_xd May 23, 2021
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