Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.
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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!
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About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex
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Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
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A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
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A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.
Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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