I'm so anal

When you imposter sus

Omg my mom said I couldn't go outside, uhh I'm so anal

by Ethan Roop February 12, 2021

Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.

Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead

by Jigga208 April 16, 2022

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018

Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)

Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Crispy anal flaps

Anal flaps that are crispy

Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know

by BKed bean burrito February 11, 2021

Anal gestation juice

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later

"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

Busted anal pipeline

Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.

Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.

by Lisamarshall420 February 7, 2017