Raccoon Anal Ass

Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal

My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

360 Anal Kabob

This is when a person does a 360 and mid-air shoves a kabob skewer up another person anus.

Oh and he was just 360 anal kabobed

by Longbillsmith November 8, 2020

Anal clock-wise

Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick

Person1: wanna anal clock-wise

by Analbead42069 July 24, 2021

bursting anal milk

white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it

last night my wife had "bursting anal milk"

by pu$$y_$layer_101 March 25, 2017

Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.

Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead

by Jigga208 April 16, 2022

Anal gestation juice

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later

"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

Anal Root Canal

A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018