Anal gestation juice

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later

"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018

bursting anal milk

white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it

last night my wife had "bursting anal milk"

by pu$$y_$layer_101 March 25, 2017

Anal sex aficionado

It is a word that means but slut some one who takes it in the ass

That girl is such a anal sex aficionado

by Kingunderworld March 8, 2018

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

flaming anal aids

A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...

Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting

by Illuminati God October 6, 2016

Busted anal pipeline

Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.

Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.

by Lisamarshall420 February 7, 2017