Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..

Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey

by Staklar September 22, 2020

Bedroom Monkey

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep

Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*

by InfernalD April 15, 2021

peg monkey

A man who enjoys a strap-on in the backside from a woman.

“Wes though I was his peg monkey, trying to sell me that guitar. He tried to stick it up my ass.”

by PegMonkey June 9, 2018

Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot

-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey

by HoffAloff August 15, 2018

Monkey on, Honey

A term that is used to tell someone to keep on doing what they're doing, because there are no judgements here.

Girl: Man, I'm such a slut, I've been with 5 guys in the last week. But, I've been having soo much fun!
Girl 2: Hey, Monkey on, Honey. I think you're fine just the way you are.

by MonkeyOnHoney November 24, 2013

jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Monkey boy

To chase and beat someone up as if they had just took your bags and shit while you were preoccupied

“Yo, I monkey boyed the shit out of this dude I bumped into at the club last night”
“Was he stealing your shit or something?”
“No, but he was talking shit at me and I just completely lost it”
“Understandable.”

by Jaaaaaam April 25, 2020