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T, D, or MFK

A game, usually played by girls. It stands for Truth, Dare, or Marry-Fuck-Kill. Player 1 will ask, often by writing it down, if Player 2 wants T, D, or MFK. Player 2 chooses, and if it's Truth or Dare, a question is asked, or Player 2 is dared to do something. If MFK is chosen, Player 1 picks 3 people (if it's girls, guys are listed, if it's guys, girls are listed) and Player 2 has to say who they would rather marry, fuck, and kill. Usually the people are people Player 2 doesn't like, but sometimes they could be people they really like. Basically just a game for very bored people, and it's ALWAYS entertaining.
Girl 1: I'm SO bored.

Girl 2: Let's play T, D, or MFK!

Girl 1: Okay! You first. T, D, or MFK?

Girl 2: Ummm...MFK.

Girl 1: Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3.

Girl 2: I hate all of them!!!

Girl 1: *laughs* Just choose.

Girl 2: Fine. *laughs* Kill Guy 2, marry Guy 1, and fuck Guy 3.

*Laughter*

Girl 2: Your turn!

You get the idea.
by meisawsum February 6, 2009
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T-rex hand

A serverely deformed hand and wrist which in turn resembles that of a tyrannosaurus rex. There cannot be more than three fingers and one thumb. It is most deadly when the host is an otherwise hot chick. Beware.
"Man, that girl was all up on me and then I saw the T-rex hand and I had to get the fuck out."
by JimmyJack August 26, 2006
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T-shirt Trainer

A 't-shirt trainer' is a male who goes to the gym only for the purpose of working their upper body, in the mistaken belief that getting bigger pecs and biceps will improve his success with the ladies.

T-shirt training has the effect of giving the male a defined upper body, but leaving him with skinny ass chicken legs. T-shirt trainers like to refer to themselves as bodybuilders, but you will only ever see them on the bench press, bicep curl or shoulder fly machines, ie. they are not bodybuilders, but vain posers.

The term was originally coined by Tempa T (of the Slew Dem Crew).

What t-shirt trainers fail to realise hoewver is that no

chcikn legs
Guy1: lolz look at those t-shirt trainers over there. desperately tryina get buff before summer.

Guy2: Don't they realise now matter how big their pecs are, it won't make up for their lack of social skills.
by Zweihander47 November 9, 2011
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T-Shirt of the Dead

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.
Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.
by Metalheaddrummer March 25, 2008
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Kyle T.

A fat ass looser wannabe juggalo who no one can stand; Something you call a juggalo you hate.
Guy: Dude you are such a Kyle T.!
Juggalo: Lmao, u r the skum of soceity!
Guy: No, you and all juggalo's are, now go listen to your stupid ICPenis or whatever it is!
mugGet the Kyle T.mug.

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by anonymous April 28, 2022
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P O A T

Hey look at that girl in the tight dress. She looks like she is ready to P O A T.
by Rev. E June 26, 2010
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