sam

bear monster who love cuddles and kisses, his dark brown fur is soft and fluffy! normaly short but can grow bigger if needed

sam is a fluffy bear boy who perfers laying around and cuddling while watching tv or videos

by ursa major166 November 22, 2021

sam in the kitchen

when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud

"hey"

"sam in the kitchen"

"chee"

*dap*

by SAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY March 17, 2021

Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant

Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system

Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)

by SSVA June 1, 2021

Sams

Similar to calling dibs, but on the scraps left after a meal.

Yo I got sams on that sandwich when you're done

by poopmonster169 July 26, 2016

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Sam francis

Hates speed

Oh look it's a Sam francis

by Jamie5353 March 11, 2022

Sam Chug

Another term for stupid or having a lack of knowledge in a certain topic. Unlearned.

Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot

by KingObz December 4, 2023