Liquid tits

The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.

"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"

"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."

by Smeg Thooney March 25, 2011

brownie tit

a straight man who is more girly than a woman.

i.e
-reads cosmo
-buys eyelash curlers
-is into designer jeans
ect.

James told me he reads Cosmo; he is such a brownie tit.

by fvazquez September 14, 2010

tits mcgee

shows anger or frustration at something or someone

BOO: o,Tits mcgee that test was hard

Jill: ya

by euifgaofgalkfghOFGOGFAIHF May 27, 2009

muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

by Cheeko December 22, 2004

shit for tits

not being able to do anything, an insult to a awkward or clumsy person.

something usless

You can't do shit for tits Mike

this computer is a bunch of shit for tits

by mike mccord July 6, 2008

tit meat

meat from tits that you can grill and/ or bake. goes great with mustered, mayonnaise, or pickles...but i mean plain is good also.

fried tit meat and slap some condiments on that shit and your good to go;)
bfhlove

by slut2 November 3, 2010

Cheese Tits

1. A ridiculously ignorant teenie bopper girl with tiny tits
2. A man who is ignorant and feminine
3. Any person who is obese, lazy, ignorant or otherwise unproductive.
4. A stupid woman who think she is da shit, when she is just da stank

"You need to shut ya mouth cheese tits before I kick your cracker ass!"
Ignorant cheese tits, can't tell the difference between au jus and roumalade sauce.
Did you see that fat ass cheese tits boy at school?

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012