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Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.
What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich
Oh please
by Jenniflop November 18, 2023
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Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
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Las Vegas Sandwich

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.
Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?

Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
by CalvinsLeftNut January 2, 2024
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Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.
"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"
by HelloPity January 22, 2024
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Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.
Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"
by IMSZac January 26, 2024
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Bug Sandwich

A phrase originating from Legion of Men's YouTube channel. The phrase is used to describe an individual that is lost within an ideology they subscribe to and influence others to follow. Also known as an ideologue.
"She'd rather live inside of an echo chamber than listen to valuable information?" "That's a bug sandwich individual"

"He classifies everyone he disagrees with as controversial?" "He munches on bug sandwiches"
by DirectAdmin January 28, 2024
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Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.
Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"
by IMSZac January 29, 2024
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