by Lampollo February 1, 2025
Get the Guinea Pig Weekmug. When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.
Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021
Get the Pigs In Blanketsmug. A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"
"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009
Get the Roffle Pigmug. A man with an armpit fetish who enjoys sniffing and/or licking other men’s armpits because the masculine musk and tangy sweat turns him on.
A: “At first the armpit thing was a joke, but I think I might really be a Pit Pig. I want to taste that man’s sweat.”
B: “Eugh, you actually like sticking your nose in a guy’s pit and smelling that man musk?”
A: “Only when he’s hairy.”
B: “Eugh, you actually like sticking your nose in a guy’s pit and smelling that man musk?”
A: “Only when he’s hairy.”
by YourMomIsAPsyop September 25, 2024
Get the Pit Pigmug. by dixoncider 17288 December 24, 2024
Get the Pig Drainermug. pigs are horrible creatures that may appear to be innocent but in reality they are the evil messengers of the horrible hostile quagga. just like the move people, pigs are here to cause harm and destroy society. pigs hate boars and the fungus because in ancient society, Fungus the Second helped the boars escape the torture of the higher class pigs. you must not let yourself be cursed by pigs or else hostile quagga will infect your life and cause havoc on not you but also everyone else you love. pig propaganda is everywhere, shows like peppa pig are a prime example. you have to be careful. if you find yourself under this curse, you must pray to The Gaming Fungus and Boar that the curse will be lifted and they will come and rescue you back into a life of bliss. shun pigs and shun hostile quagga.
Normie 1: my favorite animals are pigs
Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!
Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!
Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!
Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!
Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
by fungusfollower2 April 25, 2022
Get the pigmug. He's a pig farmer - he waits until all the hot chicks leave the bar so he can pick up a thicc one to take home.
by ThiccFarmer June 22, 2022
Get the pig farmermug.