*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straightmug. So there are Heroes,Villains, and Anti-Heroes. A villain is 100% villain, a hero is 100% hero, and a anti-hero is 50% villain and 50% hero. If being gay is 100% liking guys and being straight is 100% liking girls then being bi should make you anti-straight
Wow, Beatboxjoe is so Anti-Straight
by Brick Snake April 20, 2019
Get the Anti-Straightmug. An extremely gay furry with small genitalia. The super straight flag represents the fact that women shouldn’t mate with them, using the brightest and darkest colors.
by Idk_murderdrones October 27, 2023
Get the Super Straightmug. using it not about someones sexual orientation; like how kids these days use the word Gay and Faggot
Brad: Chad you gotta try this new alcohol . take 6 shots dude
Chad: Nah dude im good
Brad: Why you gotta be so straight?
Chad: Nah dude im good
Brad: Why you gotta be so straight?
by striaghtboy69 April 3, 2019
Get the Straightmug. by livelaughlovepee4 March 5, 2021
Get the Im/Straightmug. by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Straight Ayudeo, strauuuight ayuuudeo, straighT ayudeO<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.
Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.
Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.
Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.
Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.
Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.
Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.
Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.
by Existential Crisis June 6, 2018
Get the Straight Pull Upmug.