Tunnel Monkey

A term used to describe homosexual black men.

"When I was at the club last night, there was this group of tunnel monkeys who kept trying to get at me the whole time."

"Don't drop the soap, or the tunnel monkeys will get you."

by angerdog January 20, 2014

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

herb monkey

Someone who is addicted to weed

1 - She smoking so much weed now
2 - I know she's such a herb monkey

by smiley_miley April 28, 2014

Monkey Spot

The patch of hair that grows just below the neck, but above the collar line.

I'd never seen Jimmy in a tank-top before, but holy crap, his monkey spot needs some work!

When John leaned back in the chair, his collar slid down in the back, and all his monkey spot fell out. I about puked.

by Veedubklown September 1, 2014

Monkey on, Honey

A term that is used to tell someone to keep on doing what they're doing, because there are no judgements here.

Girl: Man, I'm such a slut, I've been with 5 guys in the last week. But, I've been having soo much fun!
Girl 2: Hey, Monkey on, Honey. I think you're fine just the way you are.

by MonkeyOnHoney November 24, 2013

Clipboard Monkey

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.

That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

by chopra28 December 27, 2013

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

by Bunkups March 11, 2015