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Get the May 7 mug.When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
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Get the May 20th mug.A day where everyone should cancel their plan for the day and have fun at Kxos & Unur's Bday Party!!
a: Hey! It's almost May 13th.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.
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Get the May mug.An actress of color who played Riley Davis in the reboot of the tv show MacGyver alongside Lucas Till. She is a great role model for all girls. She can sing and dance and frequently makes videos of herself dancing in costumes to 80's songs (Usually) with friends. She has a brother named Jeryn Mays who is married to Giselle Mays and they are expecting their first child. She is a beautiful person inside and out and is so underrated. She was on the receiving end of a whole lot of hate from the MacDesi shippers and sometimes still is because of a stupid ship war in the MacGyver reboot fandom. She has been in a few kids shows on Nickelodeon such as Big Time Rush and True Jackson VP. She and Lucas Till became best friends working together on the set of MacGyver and he gave her the nickname Tri, just like Mac gave Riley the nickname Riles on MacGyver(2016).
I love Tristan Mays as Riley Davis on MacGyver. She is so underrated and didn't deserve the hate she received from the MacDesi shippers because of the stupid ship war.
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