by Shqipe wit a shotgun March 21, 2017
A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.
by El gran luchador - The great f July 13, 2023
by Michael Loud April 17, 2020
Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!
by Donnie Kay December 10, 2021
Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??๐๐๐
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling ๐๐๐
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling ๐๐๐
by leaf shinobi August 05, 2019
I have sticky pants.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025