Upside down crockpot

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand

Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

by Blobby best May 18, 2019

Upside down trumpet

To fellate while fondling the scrotum

That woman knows how to play the upside down trumpet

by Love_handle May 25, 2015

The land down under

The aussiest song of aussies. Listen to it if you want a run down of australian culture

"Hey have you listened to 'the land down under'?"
"Indeed I have. I'm an aussie after all

by Do_I_Care August 27, 2019

Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

by YAWA July 12, 2020

shit is goin down

What you saw when you know something big and bad is happening.

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is goin down!

by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008

Quigley Down Under

When a man and woman go to a fancier restaurant with a table cloth. The woman wears a skirt or dress with no panties or very skimpy panties for easy access. The man then performs oral sex on the woman in the restaurant under the table hopefully concealed by the table cloth. Preferably the man has facial hair with a mustache so pussy juice remnants are on the mustache when he bounces back up.

When Will got reservations at an upscale restaurant, Jill made sure she wore a skirt and no panties for a Quigley Down Under.

by Rugged Farmer December 9, 2019

Dj down town

The act of female masturbation that only consists of rubbing the clitoris until the point of orgasm

Keli: dude I hate no nut November

Juul: omg me too, I can’t wait for it to be over so I can finally dj down town

Analei: well i djed down town for 2 hours last night so can’t relate

by Juul ferris November 14, 2018