Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seeker mug.by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 27, 2025
Get the nova classic rock mug.Related Words
by novaeas August 9, 2025
Get the MTV Classic mug.The Crosstown Classic is a MLB rivalry between NL Central Chicago Cubs and AL Central Chicago White Sox The first Crosstown Game was in 1908 in the World Series The White Sox have been dominant in the Crosstown series.
by dollarstoregas August 12, 2025
Get the crosstown classic mug.The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025
Get the Dave Classic mug.Persons who can only have limited durations of screen time (e.g. 1~3 hours per day) whilst seeing surrounding people having unlimited screen time allotment
I felt like a second-class citizen when my friends were binge-watching shows all day, and I was stuck with just a couple of hours on the weekend!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the second-class citizen mug.It's a term being sad when you're mad while playing League Of Legends because the enemy team starts excessively ganking the mid lane from all sites making it impossible for you to play the game.
by JeremiteImEntenteich October 20, 2025
Get the midlane classic mug.