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Chris Zavala

The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.

If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.

He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
by Youdontknowmeson June 11, 2024
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Chris

A Chris is a big gym lad who spends all his time wanking over boys, usually gay ones. He can also be recognised as a sick lad by those he rapes. A Chris is generally gay, 7/9 Chris’ are gay.
Oh shit, He must be a Chris, look at how he looks at boys, oof.”
by SmallCockMonsterCum March 21, 2019
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chris

homo bus driver whos real name is alan
by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019
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Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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Chris

This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.
by Notachris November 22, 2021
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Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny
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Chris

a guy who is great at anything he puts his mind to but only uses on girls
I can't believe Chris is at it again.
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