Cum column

A penis.

I'm expecting some action tonight, so I washed my cum column.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

flying cum

Cum blast intended to impact your stomach misses and goes into orbit

Flying cum is Me: I was slapping my staff and held it in for to long and it was sent into space.

Space: the cinnamon toast hard is this.

by SweatCicle October 1, 2019

cum muffin

a muffin filled with cum

obama: i eat cum muffin

by humpamilian arandov October 7, 2019

prepuberty cum

Going through the muscle movements of cumming and getting no cum before puberty

My teen friends talked about jacking off and I tired and prepuberty cummed.

by momcantfindout October 13, 2019

Cum squeegee

Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean

Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

Smack Cum

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM”

Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night

Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date

by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019

cum juggling

Cum juggling is when a person, with a mouth full of cum, deposits this cum into another person's mouth, and they pass it along in this manner either between themselves or more people.

This can also mean when a person takes ice cubes made of cum and actually juggles them, seeing how many passes can be done before they melt or they drop the cum cubes.

"Bro I was in a cum juggle that lasted for 12 people before that idiot swallowed the load."
Or
"Bro I was cum juggling for a solid 90 seconds last night. New record!"

by eeValeni September 5, 2019