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Cum-cuddle

When you creampie your partner, possibly accidentally, then proceed with spooning without cleaning up right away
“My boyfriend cum-cuddled with me last night, it was awesome and so warm”
by Dragontokill August 9, 2018
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cum flop

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.
last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.
girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018
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Cum dumpster

by That Guy 333 June 11, 2018
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Cum Clot

When the toilet paper soaked in seminal fluids clogs the downstairs toilet and you know it was your cum.
Shit, The toilet is clogged from my Cum Clot!
by T-Boofy July 21, 2019
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cum bumster

A dirty whore that secretly loves anal, and getting her ass filled up with cum.
Dude, I heard my boy slamming out this cum bumster last night, and at the end she screamed “PLEASE CUM IN MY ASS”.
by Bedroom Gangsta May 29, 2019
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Bubble cum

Where someone cums in the butt of someone, who then farts and the cum creates a bubble out of the arse hole; just like blowing a bubble with bubble gum.
Oh my days bro, last night was so fun i made her bubble cum!
by Smegma-destroyer June 17, 2019
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