Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)
Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.
Person B: ...
Person B: ...
by Tyrone24 September 29, 2010
A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."
Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
by omggirl456 June 15, 2011
Chillin with your homes. Drinking heavily and participating in fratty activities. Particpants may be entitled to Greek letters written across their arms.
by MuThetaEpsilon February 29, 2008
Ancient martial art used by bros to put inferior non-bros in their respective place at the bottom of the food chain. Founded by our forefathers and used to kick redcoat ass in the Revolutionary War.
This guy was totally being a cockblock so I used my extensive knowledge of tae kwon bro to kick his ass.
by Allie Beege April 19, 2011
Matt: ur mom gay
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
by Xxxpussislayerxxx March 13, 2018
Person 1: Did you hear Johnny got 3-Stocked?
Person 2: Yah, he got destroyed by that dude. He’s so trash, he shouldn’t play Super Smash Bros anymore.
Person 2: Yah, he got destroyed by that dude. He’s so trash, he shouldn’t play Super Smash Bros anymore.
by BladeZGX November 10, 2020
When you engage in activities reserved for bros and you feel the bro power surging through your body.
Deegan-hey dan, did you bang that chick last night?
Dan- yeah bro, i gave her a bro-slam for the ages but now im having some major bro-ing pains
Dan- yeah bro, i gave her a bro-slam for the ages but now im having some major bro-ing pains
by rawwwww December 04, 2007