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I'm so anal

Omg my mom said I couldn't go outside, uhh I'm so anal
by Ethan Roop February 12, 2021
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grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!
Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal
by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016
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anal rape aneurysm

When you're catching feelings for someone and you know you shouldn't so your brain does all it can to stop it
"Dude Chelsea gives me such an anal rape Aneurysm"
by Bigolepappy August 11, 2017
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Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.
Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead
by Jigga208 April 16, 2022
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Anal Butt Sweats

When you have the shits soo bad that it leaks through your anus to your pants creating a rectal ring.
Damn, Theresa said she won't make in down here for vacation.

Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.

Good thing.....I have white furniture.
by DaRth79 January 11, 2015
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flaming anal aids

A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...
Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting
by Illuminati God October 6, 2016
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Anal clock-wise

Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick
Person1: wanna anal clock-wise
by Analbead42069 July 24, 2021
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