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University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
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American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
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American-Reactionism

An ideology where you constantly switch your political values in order to be at odds with the actions/values of the USA

People who have these ideologies deny it and falsely believe as if their changing opinions are always that way, and are backed up by ample evidence
Todd: I wish Germany won ww2, than America wouldn't exist to terrorize the word

Pete: I thought you wanted the Soviet Union to win ww2

Todd: Yes, then the USA would have been destroyed in the Cold War

Pete: God you are such an idiot

American-Reactionism
by Partylizard April 5, 2021
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All American announcer

An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
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American Queen

Normally lame ugly pretencious blonde BUTCH stretching idenity like beauty and sexiness of other real girl who used to appear NOT to be exactly American.
Dakota Johnson is an American Queen stretching real Anastasia biography.
by realanastasia April 20, 2021
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American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.
Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!
by Bewmdogg May 7, 2021
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american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut
Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol
by Big aldo May 11, 2021
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