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American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
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American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed
me and my wife went American farming last night
by Thanos101 February 18, 2020
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American Water Torture

Shitting into a bucket with water and a hole in it. Then proceeding to strip down your partner and put the bucket over there mouth until there mouth is full.
by BIg daddy 49 March 1, 2021
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South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
by Hungzo October 5, 2017
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Americanic

American+iconic=americanic.Use for Stereotype related to Americans
Fat man with a shotgun?Do americanic
by Blitzm0 January 27, 2018
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American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.
Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash
by Janey March 21, 2024
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