Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

snowflake take

How much the snow takes to the ground.

The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Take

The word take can be used when you really have to go to the bathroom

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!

by ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ April 21, 2022

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 5, 2014

taking a drop

Using one extra year after school, not getting admission in school to specifically prepare for some entrance exam of some college.

I am taking a drop for preparing for the JEE exam.

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

take a Gwen

A nap that is intended to only be less than an hour but instead lasts 4 hours.

I meant to take a quick nap but accidentally took a Gwen and missed going.

I took him I wouldn’t be long, but I think I’ll take a Gwen instead.

by -Scorp- March 16, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024