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straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
mugGet the straight mojomug.

Straight RIPs

To pursue an idea, goal, or a dream of yours even if the odds are against you. Pushing through any doubts, concerns, and worries. Taking no bullshit from yourself and from others. Can be written as str8 rips to.

The first straight rip will always the be hardest to do, but eventually the hits get cleaner and you enter a zone state.

Related terms: based, yolo, rip
"The probability of me getting this job is little to none, but I'm going to do a straight rip and apply anyways"

"I have an idea to open up a cafe no idea of where to start. Just gonna start straight RIPs for it."

"Have you seen Dan lately? Last I heard he was str8 ripping on a business he was building"
by Poggz September 17, 2022
mugGet the Straight RIPsmug.

straight man

hes not just super but is also straight
why cant everyone be like straight man?
by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022
mugGet the straight manmug.

straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird
That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
mugGet the straight Goobinmug.

allegedly straight

Anybody who isn't out.
Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.

Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight
by m999999999m November 14, 2021
mugGet the allegedly straightmug.

Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
by matkap March 15, 2021
mugGet the Aquinas straightmug.

Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
mugGet the Colombian Straight Pipemug.

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