Chicago Special

A classic dish from globally renown food capital of the world, Chicago, consisting of 5 lbs of french fries covered in several overly generous dollops of cum followed by a shot of Malort. Ask any Chicagoan what condiment they eat their fries with and they'll tell you CUM. Often considered one of "the classic foods synonymous with Chicago" and "the next best thing since deep dish pizza". Originally popularized on the south side Maxwell Street district.

Me and the boys headed down to Hawkeye's for a Chicago Special.

by Chicago Native Born Boy July 26, 2021

DFAC Special

When you crack and egg on a girls twat and fuck her until the eggs become scrambled. The girl then stands up and let’s all the egg and cream drain into a pan where the eggs are cooked and served. This name derives from the quality of food served at Army Dining Facilities (DFAC)

I was hungry so my girl and I made the DFAC special for breakfast

by PatPen666 December 1, 2021

Smolarek special

When you hit two vapes at one and cough out a lung

Pooey is hitting that smolarek special

'What a sick cunt'

by Smolarek October 7, 2023

kaiden special

when you fuck with birdy and get your cheekbone cut by a clean left hook and are left shaking in your boots

bird done him bad with the kaiden special

by jb-b007 April 25, 2024

Gents Special

The act of vomiting hungover in a toilet at your pathetic desk job and laying a fat shit on top it on company time.

Yo the casino was so lit yesterday that I dropped a Gents Special at work

by Dunmore dropout deluxe June 13, 2019

Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.

Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.

by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

The Pintarić special

The act of spontaneously masterbating during a school class.

He was home-schooled and still that didn't stop him from preforming the Pintarić special.

by Pancake 1233 March 19, 2025