I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

dockyard run around

Asking for a bit of information and being sent back to talk to the people you've just spoken to.

I've just spoken to them. This is becoming a dockyard run around!

by Mykel13 September 18, 2017

I Everything Run Speed I

I Everything Run Speed I

I Everything Run Speed I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Butcher of Kingsbury Run

There was a serial killer in the 1930’s in this place called Kingsbury Run in Ohio. I think that the place was like part of the Cleveland Ohio metropolitan area or something. Anyways, they killed like around 5 or 6 people or something. Decapitated their heads and left their bodies on the streets. His identity has never been known.

The killer completely got away with everything

I wonder who the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run was, and what was their motivation behind the murders ?

World may never know…

by Death Menace March 1, 2023

Run yo shit

You're boutta get robbed

Dude:1 "Run yo shit."
Dude:2 "Nuh uh."

by Ojizzle March 29, 2024

body flap buckling run

A 'body flap buckling run' is when a greased up derby girl skates full speed into a man only wearing a sombrero, slaps his balls with a ping pong paddle, then lights his hair on fire.

She gave him the 'ole body flap buckling run!'

by Dr_Cakes December 21, 2023

Uber running

Running as far as you want in any direction then taking an uber home.

I went uber running earlier. I went 15 miles west, a new record.

I keep my run fresh by uber running.

When I want to explore I go uber running.

by Captain F bomb October 17, 2017