The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
Get the retard taxmug. within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.
So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.
Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.
Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
___________
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
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by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
Get the Retardingmug. by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020
Get the Retardedmug. your a retard for posting this
by retard28393 November 14, 2019
Get the Retardmug. 
literally the best word to exist.
it just really gets the point across more than any other word meaning very stupid.
NEVER to be use against a person with an actual disability.
It's just the perfect word for an abled bodied and minded person who is an absolute retard.
it just really gets the point across more than any other word meaning very stupid.
NEVER to be use against a person with an actual disability.
It's just the perfect word for an abled bodied and minded person who is an absolute retard.
by toosexyforursalad September 11, 2023
Get the Retardmug. Joey:what’s 4+4???
Friend:how do you not know what 4+4 is Joey your a retard!
Joey:what’s. Retard??
Friend:a retard is someone who is really dumb,stupid,and painful to hang out with
Joey:I’m offended
Friend:how do you not know what 4+4 is Joey your a retard!
Joey:what’s. Retard??
Friend:a retard is someone who is really dumb,stupid,and painful to hang out with
Joey:I’m offended
by CookieGoddess25 October 19, 2018
Get the Retardmug.