Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out

Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.

by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019

Punch a gay day

On every december 12th it is okey to punch gay people.

It is punch a gay day. Example if you punch a gay (someone who you think are gay) on december 12th every year they can not do anything about it.

by Daily events December 12, 2024

Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023

punched

When you're describing a situation that is kinda a big deal or important.

Also

When you have done alot of drugs and are really high or are really drunk.

Also

Man did you see lance last night? He was punched he smoked so much crack!!

by Dotts March 4, 2022

Punched Grumper

N, V, Adj. - Anything or anyone involved in shits of an insidious nature.

Noun - "That kid is the epitome of a punched grumper."
Verb - "Oh shit, dude. I gotta punch a grumper."
Adjective - " That bitch burnt me worse then that punched grumper from KFC last night."

by The Grump Puncher December 16, 2008

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight

“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”

by Themonarchy April 14, 2021