cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible

cold potato is very fun!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

backup potato

A potato for use when all other potatoes are not an option.

I know you have a backup potato. Everyone does.

by backup-potato September 27, 2021

squishy potato

A stress ball in the shape of a potato.

My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.

by Sapheyer Azure October 16, 2018

Potato

n. An ugly person, whose face is large and oval shaped. Someone who resembles a potato.

Emma looks like a potato!

by JeremyBooooy August 28, 2015

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.

“Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”

by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 1, 2021

Potato

A food, or can be used to describe a small fat penis that is potato looking

He has a potato

by liamwxston October 16, 2018