Potato

A new, modern, 2016 species.

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."

by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016

Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.

I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!

by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020

Duffy Potato

A strong ( not fat ) person

“Damn nigga you a Duffy potato for lifting that shit”

by Alburrito_m August 20, 2025

Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.

Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

Potato-Idis

A disease where your head looks like a potato

Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.

by HiBlakkes February 19, 2019

potato sandwich

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
or
Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.

CLICK ON THE POTATO SANDWICH

by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018

potato crumbs

when a bag of potato chips are crunched or beaten until there are no chips, only crumbs.

Mom: Im going to the store do you want anything
Son: Can you get me some potato crumbs
Mom: Those are too expensive
Son: Then just get some potato chips and crunch them up

by andy026 October 9, 2008