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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
mugGet the Potato alarm clockmug.

potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises
man i have that potatoe
by Mesicmania October 24, 2019
mugGet the potatoemug.

Potato

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!
by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020
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Iggy the potato

Iggy the potato or just iggy is a very complicated character as his cannon is all over the place, they have been a lawyer in a studio, a God and even a king, he's also a broke teen
have you heard? Iggy the potato got a new peoffession!
by Mdjfmnkwigj April 15, 2021
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Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019
mugGet the Emma potatomug.

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
by Potato Game December 21, 2020
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Potato

Potato is my religion
by \` June 1, 2020
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