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straight piper 

A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
straight piper by Benji Barker March 8, 2008
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krill pipe Magee 

this word is used to describe a homeless crack addict
"hey John i seen this homeless guy begging for change today" John, "Thats probably a krill pipe Magee"
krill pipe Magee by Gary Walsh March 26, 2008
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double pipe 

When you burb and fart at the same time
double pipe by jenjen45 July 23, 2016

Cut the pipe

To 'be cool'. Implies to the target that they should either become cooler or maintain their current high level of coolness. Comes from the action of making 'ring bling' by cutting a metal pipe into segments. The rings made can then be worn on the fingers, increasing ones coolfactor.
"Hey man, cut the pipe!"
"see yah guy, cut the pipe!"
Cut the pipe by Kaiser Sma April 8, 2005

national let ray pipe reannah day 

damn i think its national let ray pipe reannah day again

Put in the Pipe(line)

An exclamation of success. If something has been "put in the pipe" it has been completed to a high degree of satisfaction.
Put in the pipe(line):
"I put that exam in the pipe, I did so well"
"I jeeted on the first date, they got put in the pipeline"

pipe polisher 

sucking a mean japs eye. sucking penis.
a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.
that girls nickname is pipe polisher molly.